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Topic | Whats the most embarrassing date you've ever had? |
SmokeMassTree 07/17/18 6:09:01 PM #26: | Meet this girl on tinder Tinder leads to snapchat snapchat leads to texting Everything goes great for a day or two Ask her to go see Deadpool Go to bar first She gets there before me, starts drinking I have two beers and some food She has about 7 shots, two mixed drinks, and some fries from my plate Sweet I'm definitely gonna fuck right Movie theater is right down the street Get in my car She's in her car Pull out of the bar She attempts to pull out, wam right into a car Oh fuck what do Pull into store parking lot and go see if she killed someone Girl crying but is fine Person she hit is fine Girl runs from car down the street Oh fuck what is happening Get text that she doesn't have insurance or drivers license Asks me to take the blame Wait for police and give them her info Late for Deadpool --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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