LogFAQs > #904431123

You're walking the streets one day when you see and hear a German guy and a French guy who are friends on vacation, arguing with each other. You missed the begining of their conversation but it's clear they have been arguing for some time.

German guy: "There are any number of ways to get past that suit. I can think of like 7 and I don't even have gadgets!"

French guy: "But ze has missiles!"

G: "Batman also has missiles! In his car that drive up walls, you think he is not prepared for missiles!? He's so rich."

F: "They zar both billionares! So that makes no difference, no?"

G: "The Difference! Is that Batman is motivated by his dead parents! Not promoting himself. This makes him more determined. Also his movies are not terrible!"

F: "But Tone-e's father tragically died too! Ze just doesn't prance around making a big deal of it!"

G: "Instead he prances around in silly suits, he has like 400 of them, why not use the time to save more lives instead of making more? Batman doesn't have 400 cars. That's why he is better. He's smarter and more efficent."

F: "Ze is more at efficient at being lame, more efficient at being shot with lasors."

G: "Tell you what, we need someone impartial to settle this, like that human being over there. Hey you! (he beckons you over) You look like an intelligent person. You know that Batman would crush Ironman in a fight right?

F: "Batman couldn't even beat ze clown! A fight with Ironman would make ze Halifax look like Lundi de Pentecte!"

G: "Nein! Batman"



They're both looking at you expectantly to settle their dispute while standing either side of you.

Who you side with?
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^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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