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TopicWhy did they call it the Xbox 360?
BlueJester007
06/29/18 12:20:50 PM
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241. Come On, Eileen sounds decent at first with every other beat gone.
242. ATCs Around the World sounds almost the same
243. Michael Jacksons Smooth Criminal sounds odd.
244. Anyway back to the 036
245. Now that looks like an ID code for an item at a grocery store or something
246. Scan item 036 and place it in your cart
247. Those self-scanner things are weird
248. A lot of people seem befuddled by them
249. The lines to use them at my Wal-Mart is usually backed up.
250. To the point where people just leave and go to an actual cashier
251. Theres always some person operating them that has an item that just doesnt want to get scanned or the scanner doesnt pick up that the person has put the item in the bagging area
252. An employee always has to come over
253. Personally, I think a better idea would be to build the scanner into those alarm scanner things at the entrance/exit doors
254. That way, you can enter, grab your shit, and just leave completely legally.
255. Oh, but how would you pay?
256. That seems to be the problem.
257. There needs to be an interaction on your part to pay for your shit
258. I suppose you could make the scanner so that it also scans for a credit card on your body
259. But not everybody has one
260. Well have to discuss that more later
261. Back to the 063
262. Oh.
263. That number just looks awful
264. No wonder Microsoft never used that
265. I mean Macrohard
266. Macrohard is a manly name
267. For manly men
268. Who do manly things
269. With other men
270. My battery life is now at 68%
271. We still have about 80 something reasons left
272. Are you really reading this far?
273. Or are you the type of guy who just randomly picked a number to land on in this list?
274. Or are you the type of guy who started from 360 and is going back up?
275. Boy are you gonna be confused
276. Half of this list wont even make sense
277. The context will be all over the place
278. I guess you could play a game with this list
279. Pick a number between 1 and 360 and read the item on this list
280. Then go out back and lay in the grass
281. Preferably on some dog poo
282. Get that all mixed in with the fabrics of your clothes
283. Be one with the poo
284. Then go around town and shake everybodys hand and proclaim yourself as Dog Poo Man
285. The Superhero we need, but not the one we need
286. I dont even know what that means
287. Youre the superhero we deserve, but not the one we deserve
288. Wait.
289. I think it is more like this
290. Youre the superhero we need, but also the one we deserve
291. Or like this
292. Youre the superhero we dont need, but the one we crave
293. Something about Christopher Nolan
294.
295. Man, I am getting tired
296. Anybody else sleepy?
297. So many Zs in my head
298. Gotta catch them and count those sheep
299.
300. Theres one!
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