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61. Or the one before this
62. Where was I?
63. Oh right!
64. Reasons why the 360 was the best system ever!
65. It was white! The purest color!
66. The Red Ring of Death only affected a handful of consoles
67. And it wasnt even a ring - more like a partly eaten donut
68. It has Perfect Dark Zero which was cool as hell.
69. I know people dont like that game, but I do.
70. I hated the original as it was way too similar to Goldeneye.
71. If I wanted to play Goldeneye, Id play Goldeneye
72. Zero on the other hand, updated the controls to be more like Halo
73. I played a lot of Halo if you couldnt tell
74. Those controls should have been what the original Perfect Dark had.
75. There is one level in Perfect Dark Zero that I absolutely love
76. Trinity : Infiltration
77. Fantastic level
78. There is so much player freedom in that level
79. You can go through the entire level, knock every single persons gun out of their hands, and then have them follow you all around trying to punch you to death
80. If you use the Psychosis gun, you can start a fight club and have them beat the snot out of each other
81. Its quite hilarious and some of the most fun I have ever had playing the game
82. There are many other things that Perfect Dark Zero does right, but this is a list about the 360
83. Things the 360 did well to more specific
84. What else?
85. It had Fable 2.
86. That was a decent game.
87. Many people consider it inferior to the first.
88. Eh. Id say its about on par.
89. Fable 2 might as well just be a remake of the first
90. Still not as bad as Fable 3
91. Now that was a rushed game
92. Holy cow.
93. No wonder Lionhead went under
94. With games like that being pushed out, where was the QA team?
95. The 360 also had a neat number
96. 360! It just looks good
97. Mathematically, its a full revolution if you go by degrees
98. If you go by radians, its equivalent to 2pi
99. But who uses radians?
100. Radians are for weird math theorists
101. The type of people who pursue a PhD in math and then become professors because there is nothing else for them to do
102. Dont go to college
103. Go to trade school
104. Or invent something
105. Or just commit suicide
106. The options in life really are that simple
107. Another option would be to play the 360
108. Not the worst one
109. Ive heard worse
110. The 360 has different models
111. Elite and Slim I think they were called
112. Ive owned a Slim for quite a few years now.
113. Or maybe it is an Elite
114. I dont really know
115. There is 77% battery left on my phone as I type this
116. It was at 92% when I started this post
117. iPhones suck
118. Apple sucks
119. Only people who like Apple products are the type of people who huff their own farts
120. Pretentious ass people
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