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TopicScenario: First contact with alien life is your son having sex with an alien cow
UnfairRepresent
06/27/18 5:15:46 PM
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Burgess posted...
So how did the cow get here.

Same way a cow might wander down a steet.

Or perhaps even into a town.

Maybe there was a hole or the fence fell down or was left unlocked. Maybe there were no safe-guards in place and the cows walk off the field sometimes to other fields and just get rounded up later.

Hell maybe there were safe-guards in place and the cow climbed a fence because it was running from something.

I've see dogs chase cows before. They can run/jump. Even swim a little.

If someone tells you a cow wandered off from Farmer Posey's Barn and ended up in Little Rock you wouldn't go "OH SO HE DROVE A BLIMP DID HE!?"
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