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Not literally a cow but the alien's equivalent of a cow, a dumb animal farmed for consumption escaped and inadvertantly went to Earth the same way a cow might escape a farm and walk down a street

There it bumped into your son who legitimately mistook it for an alien woman and it's strange noises and mannerisms as alien language and flirtation. To the aliens it looks like a dirty animal, but he thought it was a sexy intelligent creature. He then had sex with it.

After that aliens turned up casually to pick up their cow and where surprised to find Earth was inhabbited. They made contact with the government. The Situation was explained but the aliens were shocked, amused and horrified depending on who you asked to find your son fucked their cow.

Now your son is forever remembered in history especially amongst the aliens as a hilarious footnote that the first contact with "Earth People" was their equivalent of what would be a peverted idiotic redneck fucking a cow.

Same as if we went to another planet and the first thing we saw was an alien fucking one of our dogs or a pig. Then they turned out to be intelligent reasonable people and we just seemingly by fluke bumped into a freak.

Humans acknowledge the history because it's fucking first contact but they downplay it as much as possible because they are just kinda embarrased and ashamed about it and don't talk about it much.

Your son is all like "I didn't know!!!!!!! How could I have known!?" but everyone still either laughs or ignores him



How would you react as a parent?
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^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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