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TopicIf walks in the park and 1800's literature won't change your daily life quality
deupd_u
06/08/18 11:00:18 AM
#8:


chill02 posted...
If you think you need to be in a relationship to feel happy, you're not ready for a relationship

Imagine saying it to an employer

"Tell me a little about your Excel experience."
"I Excel in b-being outside...heh"
"Uh, this is an office job."
"Oh, that's fine, too. I can read..."
"I would hope you could read, son. Do you read up on industry trends?"
"I am full prepared for a whale attack."
"We're done here."
"No, I haven't even showed you my sunburn from all the outside I do."
"Who the hell is this kid?"
"...CALL ME ISHMAEL"

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