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TopicDid Luke ever find out that Palpatine was his grandfather?
rogerskg1979
06/04/18 8:09:18 AM
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Palpatine used a Jedi Mind trick to get Shmi to have sex with him. Then he used another Jedi Mind trick to make her forget all about it.

Okay, that didn't actually happen, but it's what I always wanted to happen since it makes so much more sense than the "virgin birth" and it would explain why Palpatine was so interested in Anakin right from the beginning.

Plus, you know that the Sith would be using Jedi Mind tricks to rape women all the time. Sith get horny too.
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