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ItsVinceRusso posted...

Cats are always cool with guests.

Now dis just ain't true. My dang aunt had a dang cat named Susan (da cat was Susan, not my aunt, my aunt was Brenda who named her dang cat Susan).

Susan was a gat-dang psycho bitch. You come up in da house, Susan runs atcha full speed and does that shit cats do where they grab ya with them front claws n' rake ya legs and arms with them back claws. Ya don't even have ta do anything offensive. Susan just goes apeshit at da drop of a hat.

One time Brenda brought a dude over and dang Susan raked him up so bad da dude had ta get stitches. He broke up wit Brenda cause she said she would not get ridda da dang cat, and den da dude sued her for da hospital bill.

Dis is why you should never name a dang cat Susan.