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Topic	New Anne Frank diary pages recovered. Turns out she wrote dirty jokes.
Tyranthraxus 05/17/18 1:32:15 PM #17:	catboy0_0 posted... DocileOrangeCup posted... Suchomimus posted... A third joke: "A man had a very ugly wife and he did not want a relationship with her. One evening, he came home and he saw his friend lying in bed with his wife and the man said: 'He does and I have to!!!!' " i don't understand This joke is the precursor to My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm." So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh). My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:901504079] in New Anne F... [t:76615077]...</cite> <quote><cite>catboy0_0 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Suchomimus posted...</cite> <quote>A third joke: "A man had a very ugly wife and he did not want a relationship with her. One evening, he came home and he saw his friend lying in bed with his wife and the man said: 'He does and I have to!!!!' "</quote> i don't understand</quote></quote> This joke is the precursor to <quote>My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm." So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh). My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.</quote> --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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