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| Topic | Tonight's Steven Universe episodes. [Spoilers] |
| Pirateking2000 05/08/18 7:26:59 PM #8: | If I got this right PD's deal basically boiled down to: -Wahh I want my own planet to prove I'm a big deal diamond like my sisters! -Cool I got a planet to colonize! Time to prove myself -Huh sure does look neat out there... -I'm gonna disguise myself and explore this planet! -Hey this place is actually kinda neat the way it is -Wait if I colonize it then all the things living here already are screwed -M-Maybe I can back out...Nah that won't work -I got it! Maybe if I get those who feel the way I do to fight off "PD's" forces then she'll have a valid excuse to not destroy the planet! -Fuck that didn't work and now my sisters are sending some forces of their own. Gotta double down on this! -Hoo boy a lot of my subjects are dying because of this charade...gotta think of something. -I GOT IT! I'll just fake my own death! Then my sisters will totally fuck off from this planet. This was just a project to shut me up anyway! They don't care about me too much so it should be fine! This is totally going to work -HOLY FUCK I WAS WRONG I WAS HORRIBLY WRONG! -Apparently my sisters were so pissed over me "dying" that they literally nuked the planet and mutated pretty much every gem into horrible monstrosities excluding the three I just happened to be with at the time -Okay...okay...at least its all over now! Well aside from cleaning up the mad mutated abominations that used to be my former subjects / war buddies (a war that I kinda started with myself) that is! -Things are relatively cool now! -Boy I want some dick -Hey the idea of having a kid with a human sounds cool! -Wait that'll kill me? Meh still worth it! Dat Universe dick man! Holy shit PD. --- XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2 "There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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