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TopicI love porn plots sometimes
JlM
05/03/18 7:47:59 PM
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Back in my "steal a VHS from your scummy Uncle" days, I remember a scene where some dirty, old homeless guy is walking around catcalling hotties. They're all disgusted.

He goes to swig from his cliche bottle of nondescript alcohol, but accidentally picks up and drinks from a bottle containing some strange glowing blue liquid. Suddenly, the women all see him as a David Hasselhoff-esque hunk. He cat calls them, and obviously they just HAVE TO suck his dick.

The weirdest part, however, is that they occasionally cut from Hunky-hoff pumping the girls, and show reality, where the toothless, dirty, old homeless guy is getting sucked off, cackling like a crazy, old backwoods hick.

After finishing, the screen flashes in negative and back and forth. The women now see that man for what he really is. With his fluids still warm on their face, one says "Heeeey, you tricked us!", then walk away.
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