LogFAQs > #900509575

Let's say in the future (2030) the sex doll market is booming. These things are no joke anymore. Running you about $25,000, these luxury dolls are packed with enough features to make your home life comfy, cozy and easy as can be. You can pay for one up front if you have the cash, or you can take out a loan for one and make monthly payments fitted to your budget.

Features:
Fully Customizable: Create your ideal bot online with an advanced character creator when you order. Millions of options - you can create celebrity look-alikes, traps/reverse traps, lizard people, aliens, anime characters, you name it.

Advanced AI can clean, organize, prepare meals, clean your ears and wash your back, as well as rock your bed in over 500 ways and that's without the use of toys. You could even get a stay-at-home job and just teach the AI to do it for you.

Ero-Detection technology allows your bot to sense when you're in the mood. It can also sense when you're sad or depressed, and take actions to cheer you up, such as cuddling you, stroking your hair, or making you a snack.

Real Touch: Each doll is fitted with a synthetic 'skin', which looks and feels just like the real deal.

Safety: All bots are safety-certified and will never crush or maim you.

Self-Maintenance: The bots maintain an internal temperature of about 95 degrees, making them warm to the touch and hot inside, and are entirely self-lubricating, and self-cleaning. They can refill their own fluid reservoirs if they happen to get low.

Adaptability: The bot will learn about you through conversation and your habits, and make adjustments to its AI to reflect your personal tastes. It can even download new information from the internet to learn about subjects you enjoy.

Theft Protection: Your bot is signed to recognize and obey you, and only you. If anyone else tries to tamper with it, or have sex with it, it will subdue them and contact the authorities. If they somehow manage to steal your bot despite that, the bot will upload its entire hard drive to a cloud, self-destruct, and a new one will be provided by your warranty and flashed with that memory.

Maiden Circuit: An optional AI package that will allow your doll to act independently of you, within reason. The bot will take up its own hobbies, interests and, over time, develop a complex and unique personality. Only one thing about it will remain true: It loves you, as much as an AI can love anything, unconditionally.