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haha this is awesome.

I can imagine the NRA execs like:

1: "we got to craft a black persona for this ad. Any ideas?"
2: "Yes! He got to be black. Let's give him the name of a hip hop person. Coolio, Coolio is cool right? And he is black. Coolio black!
1: "That may be too obvious. All the kids these days listen to Coolio and New Kids on the Block right? And well, black is black"
2: I know, let's make it sound European. How do you say Coolio Black in European?
1: Colion Noir!
2: PERFECT! Colion Noir it is.
1. He needs to wear some bling bling. He is black! A gold chain and a NWA cap!
2. again, that may be too obvious.
1. True. What about a more discrete silver chain and a generic cap?
2. No, he has to be black! Ok, let's give him a regular gold chain and a generic cap
1. For sheezle in my diesel. That's what black people say right?

Voila! Colion Noir was born!