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When I was younger I used to pretty much eat nothing but turkey bacon because my dad had this thing against eating pork. So I never really ate pork products until I was in my teens, after my parents split up. I remember that one of the first things my mom did once they separated was to cook an entire package of regular bacon. It felt like that time in KotH where Bobby and Peggy were sneaking charcoal and were eating burgers that had more flavor, except that when it was time for the ultimatum we ended up choosing the superior bacon. After that day I've never gone back to the turkey stuff, it just doesn't hold up at all.
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