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Topic	Zeus turned into a bird to fuck some chick
nevershine 03/29/18 11:50:11 PM #23:	Zeus posted... Hey, man, it was a different time! A lot of gods were turning into animals to fuck women without their wives knowing about it. Keep in mind that this was before the internet so we didn't have stuff like Tinder, Facebook, Myspace, etc. And turning into a swan to seduce a chick (and believe me, fellas, ladies fawn over a swan!) wasn't even the kinkiest thing I did. Remember that time I turned into a bull and seduced Europa? I heard Zeus is the new bull --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:898743412] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Hey, man, it was a different time! A lot of gods were turning into animals to fuck women without their wives knowing about it. Keep in mind that this was before the internet so we didn't have stuff like Tinder, Facebook, Myspace, etc. And turning into a swan to seduce a chick (and believe me, fellas, ladies fawn over a swan!) wasn't even the kinkiest thing I did. Remember that time I turned into a bull and seduced Europa?</quote> I heard Zeus is the new bull --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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