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| Topic | I still can't fathom how bad The Last Jedi was |
| Cj_WlLL_VVlN 03/20/18 12:30:21 PM #82: | That's ok. At least we have snoke. He's the real villain. Plus the knights of ren are pretty cool. And they're all slaughtered leaving half trained tantrum boy in charge. Why is everything Finn says so cringy chrome dome? Idk. Why does he act like a bad ass after the chick beats him and he lucks out by landing on something. What was his purpose besides being a coward and fucking everything up? Oh, he's gonna sacrifice himself to save the rebellion? That's kinda cool and the little Asian girl ruined it. And the little Asian girl didn't even die. She gave some cringy line (I get what she sees in Finn. They Cringe it out hard.)and dies but then she's still alive. I wonder how they're gonna handle Leia since Carrie fisher passed away. Ship explosion? Kinda a weak death but whate... Wait wtf she's flying through space. OK. She lived through the movie. That's fucking weird. Admiral pink hair rams her ship through the enemy ship? That's bad ass. The kind of heroes sacrifice that would have been perfect for one of the faces of the franchise. Especially ones who's actress passed during filming. Also why not do that earlier when they were murdering everyone. By the way everyone got fucking murdered. There is barely a rebellion less. 3rd one is either gonna need a huge time jump or it likely won't make sense. At least Chewbacca is still bad ass. Swooping in to save the day and... Nope ruined by merchandise penguins. Poe looked like Han Solo's heir apparent and is still barely used. Rey is still untrained but hey she's perfect at everything. At least we got Luke though. And they ruined his character and turned him into a hermit that doesn't want to help and doesn't want to be found. Except for the map he left but I guess he only kinda doesn't want to be found. Whatever. I'll forgive it because he came back and were gonna get the title fight we want. The theater is amped. Luke gonns pulling down walkers with the force and then giving ren the business. Nevermind he's a force projection. And Luke's dead. Wait Leia lived and luke died? But Carrie and Mark. Never mind fuck this movie. --- The gamefaqs moderation team knows dogs capable of being offended, cant laugh at a joke, and like to punish jokes that are acceptable on prime time TV pg shows. ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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