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#143 - Rosa Mendes Nominated by: Preston

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Now, this is a list based on honesty. I can't present to you a ranking that isn't grounded in my own wrestling experience, and thus I must confess to you a truly heinous secret - I watch Total Divas.

I do. I know. I'll let it sink in for a moment.

The reason for this harsh and uncomfortable revelation should be apparent to anyone who has seen Rosa Mendes on TD - she is atrocious. She's easily a bottom 5 character on that show, and that show is comprised of so many bottom 5-quality characters that it makes the cast of Glee look like the cast of Westworld. And yet Rosa Mendes stands out as the character with the most X-Pac heat on the show. While Paige's love life was always an enjoyable trainwreck on the show, and aside from Alicia Fox dating an elderly man at one point (and let's not start on Eva Marie's supposed husband), Rosa's relationship took the very worst of all of the others and wrapped it into a nice, little Christmas fruitcake package. All of the worst with none of the things you love! Rosa lacked any charisma and simply waddled around crying about her pregnancy and impending nuptials, as if she had earned any goodwill to bore us with her domesticity.

This is wrestling. You have to 16 championships before we care about whether your significant other will marry you. In the meantime, the dull drone of the monotonous pregnancy lurched forward with all of the plot momentum of Mad Men and none of the quality storytelling.

Oh, and she "wrestled" too. But if you can name one memorable moment in her years-long career in WWE, I will be impressed.
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