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TopicThis 29 y/o Man's GF tried to KILL him cause he played VIDEO GAMES than had SEX
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03/15/18 9:22:24 PM
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Would you rather have Sex or play Video Games?


29 y/o Alex Lovell from Washington State suffered a horrifying attack by his 30 y/o whacko girlfriend, Emily Javier because he said she was JEALOUS that he cared more about his VIDEO GAMES than having SEX with her!!

Alex was repeatedly and slashed with a massive Samurai Sword that Emily had bought to kill him with because she went beserk when he chose playing video games 12 HOURS A DAY than to have sex with her when she needed it..

Ironically, it was his his "training" as being a "competitive video gamer" and his passion for "kung fu movies" that helped him survive the attack.

Emily says that she bought the sword on March 3 after discovering he had Tinder on his phone that finally broke her after already becoming fed up with his video game addiction that she wanted to murder him for his unfaithfulness.

On the day of the attempted murder, she taped the sword on her side of the bed and waited until they went to bed before taking it out and put it on his neck and slashed him rpeatedly nearing SEVERING his FINGERS...she finally stopped and called 911 on herself and called the police to save him.

Alex had said that he had a "low sex drive" in recent months because he spent 12 hours a day playing XBOX One and trained for the competitive game "PlayerUnknown Battleground".

He said "I barely had time to hang out with my girlfriend, let alone another girl". He was physically exhausted from his gaming to show "affection" to Emily.

Emily took that as a sign of cheating however and that's why she hatched a plan to oust him.

Alex credits his special training as an ETHLETE a slang term for professional gamers and a lifetime of watching martial arts films that save his life to "restrain" her in the attack..

He says "I was able to Wing Chun my way to survival". He got her into a BEAR HUG but she in turn grabbed his GENITALS and tried to RIP THEM OFF at that point..He says "I saw the look in her eyes and it scared the living poop out of me. I told her i loved her and she was killing me. She needed to call the police or i was going to die"

Police arrived on time to find Alex curled into a ball and SCREAMING for help as they saved his life while Emily was cufffed.

Alex didn't cheat on her and says the red hair she found was probably fro his beard or the dog as he hasn't used tinder since he and her got together.

He says he "forgives" Emily as she faces several years in prison. Alex says he has "gnarly" injuries but can't wait to play VIDEO GAMES once again as he jokes about readying to "drop some hot bars" about samurais..

Would you rather have Sex or play Video Games? let's see what people will vote

Alex - Survived

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/03/13/15/4A27328100000578-5495455-image-a-3_1520953926959.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/03/13/15/4A27329300000578-5495455-image-a-4_1520953928813.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/03/06/22/49F1B0C300000578-5470219-image-m-87_1520374075407.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/03/13/14/49F1B0CF00000578-5495455-Alex_Lovell_29_was_left_with_life_threatening_injuries_when_he_w-a-1_1520950408931.jpg

Emily - Kill Bill Wannabe

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/03/13/14/49EF8D7300000578-5495455-Emily_Javier_makes_a_first_appearance_in_Clark_County_Superior_C-a-2_1520950408942.jpg
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