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#149 - Ashley Massaro Nominated by: Preston

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Ashley Massaro was yet another heavily processed Stepford Wife masquerading as a so-called sports entertainer in an era chock full of heavily processed Stepford Wives masquerading as so-called sports entertainers. Of course, the big difference is that Massaro was supposedly the cream of the crop. Winner of the esteemed Divas Search, a show that produced about as much talent as Holy Foley, Massaro was able to top her fierce competition by participating in such grueling events as "water fighting" and dancing around the less attractive members of the male roster. Truly, this is how NXT determines who has developed enough to move up to the main roster. Coming soon to a Takeover near you - Adam Cole and Aleister Black will compete in a pie-eating contest.

Massaro was bad in the ring. There's not much else to say. When you're bad, you're bad. And she was bad. Bad on the mic, bad doing moves, bad at being charismatic, just bad. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. Her acting made Plan 9 look like Citizen Kane. She could be outwrestled by Droz in 2004.

Eventually she was on Survivor, so maybe it's a symptom of contact with Jeff Probst to be terrible at virtually anything else in life.
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