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TopicCYOA: You have a stick
nikko004
03/08/18 1:31:03 PM
#141:


ACE) Get some info, SUPER FINISH HIM, get his stick

You put your finger on the trigger, then twirl your stick around and tap it with the gun.

Ace continues to pant. What? Ywanna know more 'bout the sticks? Like hell Id--

You point the gun at his crotch.

He instinctively covers his valuables with his other hand. Look, I ain't got a single clue where these things came from or how they work. A bead of sweat rolls down the side of his head. The government just handed us a few othem, then tol us to keep the locals in line!

You point the gun to the floor and take a deep breath. You learned absolutely nothing from that, other than that Ace is more useless than you thought. Originally, you were just gonna pop a bullet to his head and have him fall down through the window, but clearly you'll have to be more... extravagant about this to get the government's attention.

You scream in your mind as you charge forward at him with both of your sticks in one hand and the gun in your other hand.

Ace looks tremendously horrified. "E-even if you kill me, I already moved out all the booze--"

You tackle him through the window, impaling his back with a few shard of broken glass, then choke hold him with your sticks as both of you plummet down from the 50th floor.

You shoot the gun behind you to propel both of you towards the building. Using the momentum, you smash him against the building walls--using him as a corporate skateboard, as well riddling his back point blank with bullets.

As you sled downwards, all you can see are the mortified faces of henchmen watching their boss being gruesomely executed,coupled with the beautiful sound of glass shattering and scraping against Aces face.

You're fast approaching the ground; time for the grand finale. You kick against the wall to launch you and Ace diagonally towards the ground, with Ace right under you. You have your sticks pressed against his neck.

Finally, you both crash into the ground--the gigantic impact against the hold of your sticks causes the most ballistic guillotine you've ever seen.

Aces head flies straight up into the air.

You take one final shot at the airborne target, causing Ace's head to burst into a flamboyant firework display of red.

His hat gently glides down and lands nicely on your head. You tip it.

{ SUPER FINISH!!! }
[ Level up! 3 -> 5 ]
[ Tommy-cane get! ]

You can hear it now--dozens of police sirens blaring in the distance. Theyre gradually getting louder as they approach. You definitely wanted their attention but youre not really sure what to do with it.

A) Run and hide in a random building; ask the locals where the government HQ is
B) Face them head on, hijack a police car while keeping one of the officers hostage so he can lead you to the government HQ
C) Find a manhole and hide with Dick
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