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TopicTrump decided to start a trade war because he was mad
Foppe
03/02/18 3:22:41 PM
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This sounds like an episode from Our Cartoon President.

I dont like what they said, I must start a war so I can be popular again!
Mr. President, you cant just start a war every time you dislike something.
I dont care, give me the nuclear football.
I cant let you do that, Mr. President.
Gimme gimme gimme!
Mr. President... you said that you would run this country as a business, and companies dont throw nukes at each othets.
A company you say... Im going to talk to the nation in 10 minutes, gather the press!

People of this country, I have something important to declare.
We are now at war... a trade war!
Against...
*looks around the room, find a coke can that he lifts* Coca Cola!
...wait, thats ours... I mean... what is this made of, steel?

...aluminium Mr. President...
A war against steel and aluminium!
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