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I just got off a bus and was heading to the store when I saw someone on the sidewalk with a bunch of signs and a clipboard. I made the mistake of making eye contact with her and she basically jumped in my path with a clipboard in hand. She asked, "Excuse me sir, but are you fed up with the current state of this country where mass shootings have become common place?" I nodded my head and answered, "Well...yeah?" and that was enough for her to go off on a tangent.

I had to be back at my place by 4, so I was kind of in a rush and tried to politely end the "conversation". She stuck the clipboard out and asked for my support. I figured if that's what it'd take sure, but the instant I picked up the pen she started spouting out numbers and talking about donations.

I realized she was just trying to hustle me for some cash at this point, so I told her that I'm a bit strapped for money at the moment and of course she began to spin that around into me not caring about the safety of children. I kept trying to just walk away, but I had to cross the street and was stuck waiting for the light and she just went on and on.

She talked about funds helping raise awareness and taking a stand against the big business of the NRA with their lobbyists. Finally I flat out asked how much she was asking for and she looked at me and said "I need about tree fiddy." Well, it was about that time that I noticed that this concerned activist was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era. And I said "God damn Loch Ness Monster I ain't giving you no tree fiddy." "How about just two fiddy?" and I said "Ohhhhh! Now it's only two fiddy? What are they having a sale on Loch Ness munchies?" Got me so worked up and almost made me miss the light.

This is the country that we live in now.
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