They should have gone with mad since you think 00's is the master race.
My impoverished 90's brethren, while you guys fumbled away desperately looking for new AA batteries for your walkmen and Gameboys, we had charging cords for the iPod and the GBA SP. While you had to wait till Monday to rave about your Saturday morning cartoons, we had internet in our homes and got to chat on AIM and Messenger later that night. While you guys had fun with your toys, we became more politically and socially aware from the 9/11 terrorist attacks and the Iraqi and Afghan wars. We became more worldly creatures as we saw the rise of Youtube and interacted with other kids across the globe, and were exposed to their media, their stories, their music, their beliefs.
Only a fool could believe that there was a better time to grow up in this world than in the 00's.
Actually we just went to the store for batteries they're very common to find even in this day of age, you might know this if you actually went shopping in person and not online. We did have Saturday morning cartoons but we also had cartoons during the week after school such as the Simpsons not only that we also saw other shows that weren't animated such as Rosanne, Fresh Prince of Bellaire, Saved by the Bell, Full House, etc...As for the rest of the stuff you can thank 1991 for the internet we gave you also boasting about 9/11 is rather shallow in 1995 we had the Oklahoma city bombings and we experienced Columbine in 1999....
