And I dont think they both want to date me at once.
And I dont want to date a couple of boring frat guys who can only talk about their gym schedules and the fact that they saw me at the gym that once
Especially after they say in a slut for leaving their boring convo to talk about something I like doing with my brother (I never liked dragon ball but I watched it to talk to my brother and then suddenly began liking it)
It's either that, or you date one of us, most of whom are pathetic foreveralones with no life.