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Ace_Killjoy posted...

- A bunch of sentient, metal beings die and the rest must destroy a glutton before they become homeless.

- Something big explodes and a cyclops frames a man for the murder of a diplomat.

- A man stops taking drugs and then shoots/kills nearly every other person in the movie.

- A group of people convince a man to ruin his family business.

- Small, sentient beings traumatize a boy who has no idea he's been murdering anyone.

- Scientists, aliens, forest animals, and a magical dead guy are all after the same space rock.

I'll redo these in respective order.

- Many of your favorite characters die to force you to fall in love with new characters in this feature-length commercial for plastic toys.

- A (mostly) innocent man is framed and almost freezes on an asteroid before getting in a fist fight with himself.

- A man discovers the feels, and this is illegal.

- A group of people make a profession out of something Edgar Allen Poe once wrote, but they have to go deeper.

- Two rivals put aside their differences to traumatize a boy who is more of a jerk than he realizes.

- Scientists, aliens, forest animals, and a magical dead guy are all after the same space rock. And there's a mutant.
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