LogFAQs > #896063374

1. hire an actual screenwriter to write the film, rather than have Tommy Wiseau write it, like Disney seems to have done

2. Set a hard limit, punishable by death, for how many 4th wall breaking jokes you can put in. You get 3 for the whole movie, not per scene.

3. Kill off Leia in space

4. Remove the Canto Bright scene, the whole thing

5. Remove Rose

6. Create a plotline for the movie that is not a nonsensical low-speed car chase

7. Have Luke Skywalker act like Luke, so people that liked his character in the iconic trilogy can continue to like him, and not kill him off by doing Luke Skywalker VR

7. Develop Snoke as a character since he is pretty much the only alien in the whole fucking film and we learn absolutely nothing about him

8. Dump the Yoda scene, it was stupid to have to have Yoda come back to talk sense into Luke, as if all of his character development throughout the original trilogy was for nothing

9. The bomber scene bugged me too, how the fuck were they dropping physical bombs in space? There have been photon torpedos and shit for decades in Star Wars

10. Add in aliens and shit like that. The whole appeal of Star Wars has always been the scope, but it seems like Disney is more concerned with having humans of different races for kids to buy halloween costumes for than to create an actual intergalactic universe like Lucas did

11. Give Finn a meaningful sideplot. I get the point the writers were trying to make with him but it barely even tied in with the narrative at large, which is ridiculous for a movie like this

man i could go on for hours, god damn I hated TLJ
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