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TopicBruh. It's so hard to have sex with your s/o after getting a puppy.
lww99
02/12/18 2:47:39 PM
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Definitely didn't expect our sex live to change this much after getting a puppy. We haven't had sex once since we adopted her. And probably a little bit before her adoption date.

She sleeps with us, and has super bad separation anxiety.

If we lock her out of the bedroom to fuck, one of two things will happen.
1. She's going to howl, cry, and scratch our bedroom door the whole time. (Killing the mood)
2. She goes to destroy pretty much everything she can, eat anything she can, and shit/piss her brains out.

Obviously we don't want to lock her in the bedroom with us either. She'll try to participate ffs

Need a dang puppysitter to get some booty smh.
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