LogFAQs > #895351577

Alright, so here's what up. There was a period of time where iCarly.com was like a real website right, with legit video uploads. Well I was looking for this one porn of this bitch that looked like iCarly (I didn't know the actresses name) so I search on PornHub for iCarly, right, motherfucker they had like full episodes of the show on there. I'm like, yo, dope, I'll wait on the wank and watch this shit. Then I get all nostalgic and visit the website and yo, it's still up. So I watch a couple vids right? And I realize damn Jeannette McCurdy was fine! So I see what she looks like now and she still fine, like, damn. She looks better than iCarly. So I keep looking at pics of her and she reminds me of this chick I went to high school with, right? And so I shoot her a message just to see what she's up to. She in college. I'm like dope, glad to hear she's doing well. I shoot her a, "yo, you know I always thought you were pretty cute!" she goes "yo, same!" I'm like DOPE! We meet up for coffee one day and catch up, have a good time and it's awesome, right? So I go home keep kindling that flame, having a good week and I remember, yo, that iCarly bitch still fine too though! I shoot the girl I'd been talking to a message an hour or so later like, yo, what's that bitch's name who was on iCarly? She goes "Miranda Cauliflower?" I'm like, YOOOOO! So I log back on to PornHub and find the video I was looking for and I beat my fucking meat until even my hormones were like, "yo, that's a little much!" Anyways, that girl and I still talking but she live awhile away and it's hard cuz we both got shit. Anyone got any advice?