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| Topic | Grown man claims to be a "9-year-old trapped in an adult's body" |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 01/26/18 8:06:16 PM #19: | Roman: "I'm a 9 year old trapped inside an adult body! PLZ DON'T HURT ME!" Fellow prison inmate: "Well shit... I can't rape, beat or kill you now because that would be really hypocritical, considering I'm attacking you for preying on children but you identify as a child, so I would be committing the same crimes against you that I am inclined to attack you for committing. This is quite the conundrum... I will leave you alone for now... but I've got my eye on you..." *walks away* Roman: Yes! *pumps fist* Next step?... Get paroled ;) (later that day...) Parole board: Fuck you, scumbag. DENIED. Next hearing in 90 years... Roman: :(... Fucking assholes... Fellow prison inmate: !!! Wait a minute! 9 year olds don't call people "fucking assholes." *cracks knuckles and motions to other inmates* Roman: *very nervous gulp* --- "I can i i everything else," Bob reportedly said. Alice replied: "Balls have zero to me to me to me..." (Facebook AIs talking to each other) ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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