I thought Cranky was Donkey Kong (DKC)'s father? I'm done with this monkey business.
There's a whole family of these monkeys and they all have different names? I thought there was only Donkey Kong and his son. I can't keep up with this.
A lot of them have been around since the SNES and N64. Off the top of my head there's...
Donkey Kong: The one we're most familiar with, he's apparently Donkey the third
Donkey Kong Jr.: He rescued his dad Cranky from Mario
Cranky Kong: Donkey's grandfather
Wrinkly Kong: Cranky's late wife
Candy Kong: Donkey's love interest
Diddy Kong: Donkey's nephew
Dixie Kong: Diddy's girlfriend
Tiny Kong: Dixie's younger sister
Kiddie Kong: Dixie's and Tiny's cousin
Chunky Kong: Kiddie's older brother (I think?)
Then there's Funky, Swanky, and Lanky, but I'm not sure if/how they fit into the family tree
What the crap?! Why do you know this, and why do most of them sound like they're named after bootleg Disney dwarves? ---
Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken.