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TopicHave you ever had sex? I have. It felt great.
SusanGreenEyes
01/14/18 3:26:55 PM
#99:


vhiran posted...
no one should be a virgin unless its voluntary, in the age of tinder you don't even have to risk your ego approaching a girl anymore in a bar/club setting. Hell you can set it all up with almost zero effort.

1) put up a picture of you with some dog, doesn't have to be your dog.
2) put some highly egocentric shit in your profile, like 'i only swipe for 7s and up' that way, women who actually look at the profile will match you just for some self-validation of their incredibly fragile egos.
3) be willing to go out one time to show you are indeed the guy in the picture. just make up some BS about the dog.

congrats, you getting sex. p.s. use protection because some of them are filthy whores.

Oh my goodness.
I'm sitting here cracking up.
!) Get some random dog and take a picture. lmao
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