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Topic	Without looking up anything, tell me the entire story of FF7
KogaSteelfang 01/06/18 9:14:51 AM #15:	The planet is alive, and it's blood is the souls of the dead. Ancient people could use special powers by communicating with the planet. Then one day an alien flea came to earth to suck the blood and made monsters. It created a wound so the planet would bleed, but the people made it scab over and trapped the flea. This weakened the planet and some of the people lost their powers when they got lazy. In the present day, no one has powers any more, but can use chunks of the magic scab to gain powers. The fleas remains are dug out and it's DNA is injected into people to try and recreate powers. One baby becomes super powerful, learns he has 3 parents, burns his house and decides to use the planet as a surf board. So he dives into the blood and gets stuck in a scab himself. This confused another guy into thinking he was a different guy. He thought he loved one girl until he remembered he liked the girl with big knockers instead. So he went into a coma when he realized the mess he was in. The girl he thought he liked had the ultimate marble the entire time and decided that she could stop the big bad surfer dude by herself, and she's right, except she wipes out after setting things up. Now everyone goes to the scab to stop the big bad from summoning a meteor which would fling him and his flea-mom to a new planet or something. He's become a blood clot which stops the flow of earth blood which is needed for the good spell. They unclog him, the blood flows and meteor goes away. Off course! --- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:893524593] in Without lo... [t:76173232]...</cite> <quote>The planet is alive, and it's blood is the souls of the dead. Ancient people could use special powers by communicating with the planet. Then one day an alien flea came to earth to suck the blood and made monsters. It created a wound so the planet would bleed, but the people made it scab over and trapped the flea. This weakened the planet and some of the people lost their powers when they got lazy. In the present day, no one has powers any more, but can use chunks of the magic scab to gain powers. The fleas remains are dug out and it's DNA is injected into people to try and recreate powers. One baby becomes super powerful, learns he has 3 parents, burns his house and decides to use the planet as a surf board. So he dives into the blood and gets stuck in a scab himself. This confused another guy into thinking he was a different guy. He thought he loved one girl until he remembered he liked the girl with big knockers instead. So he went into a coma when he realized the mess he was in. The girl he thought he liked had the ultimate marble the entire time and decided that she could stop the big bad surfer dude by herself, and she's right, except she wipes out after setting things up. Now everyone goes to the scab to stop the big bad from summoning a meteor which would fling him and his flea-mom to a new planet or something. He's become a blood clot which stops the flow of earth blood which is needed for the good spell. They unclog him, the blood flows and meteor goes away. Off course! --- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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