I think you could simplify it more to just "I'm Texan."
The stars at night...are big and bright!
*clap* *clap* *clap*
Deep in the heart of Texas!
Incidentally, if I am ever getting into a heated argument with a Texan and we are about ready to throw down, is that a good way to diffuse the situation?
Indubitably.
Other things that will work:
1. Interject to just say, "Texas is the best country in the world." 2. Compliment that person on the height of their lifted truck 3. Proclaim that H.E.B. (https://www.heb.com/) is a holy place and no other grocery store in the world can be better 4. Make a comment that beef BBQ is the superior BBQ meat
now what if I am wanting to get them going and make them lose their cool? Be like "the Alamo? WTF is that?" or "Sam Houston was a pedophile" or be like "Lol, Alaska is bigger". Would any of them get a Texan set off?
Considering I'm triggered as fuck after reading all that. I think you got it.
excellent. btw, saw your truck the other day, lol, lowrider much? how about getting some ground clearance. guess its good for a dainty little thing like you.
