LogFAQs > #892983742

Lol

"My cousin's friend's brother's roommate's dad heard a rumour that Iraq might be developing WMDs..."

*country makes no threats and is promptly invaded and toppled "for freedom", but is coincidentally an easy target with oil*

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*North Korea's regime is the most oppressive on the planet, they flaunt their nukes and ICBMs (ultimate tier WMDs), and publicly threaten to use them*

"Uh, you better not! Or else... we'll provide you with more stern lectures and sanctions you've already said won't stop you!"

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It's a fucking joke. At least be honest in future to avoid looking like absolute hypocrites.
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"message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888