Alabama: throw in dumpster Alaska: remote Arizona: no daylight savings Arkansas: incest California: mixed feelings Colorado: weed Connecticut: shitty drivers Delaware: dude got eaten by pet monitor lizards Florida: everyone gets shot Georgia: basically florida Hawaii: volcanos Idaho: Wayward Pines Illinois: Chicago Indiana: got nothing Iowa: captain kirk Kansas: tornados Kentucky: Justified Louisiana: New Orleans and swamps Maine: Stephen King Maryland: dawkins Massachusetts: I live here Michigan: Detroit and great lakes Minnesota: the heck da ya mean? Mississippi: racism Missouri: not interested Montana: mountains Nebraska: meth Nevada: Vegas New Hampshire: cheap booze and cigarettes New Jersey: The Sopranos New Mexico: Breaking Bad New York: sports teams I don't like North Carolina: racism North Dakota: Fargo Ohio: Cleveland Oklahoma: tornados Oregon: trail Pennsylvania: Amish people Rhode Island: small as fuck South Carolina: just another southern state South Dakota: Mt. Rushmore Tennessee: whiskey Texas: I think of it as its own meme Utah: Mormons Vermont: sharp cheddar Virginia: Nazi kills woman with his car Washington: Seattle West Virginia: fucked up incest monsters Wisconsin: cheese Wyoming: least populous state
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