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Started down the gauntlet on the bridge (I chose L then R then L then R then L then R). Pretty sad sack parties. How did these guys come together? Did they just unilaterally decide that they would be a gauge for what a good trainer could beat? Bizarre. Anyways, JFK evolved.


The guy at the end of the bridge offered me a nugget and I was like, "Whoa, man. Just say no." This apparently offended his stoner sensibilities and he rambled about Team Rocket (, so I had to beat his ass, too. But not before he tried to recruit me with the worst opening pitch line ever. Really give away the farm there, bucky.


The horde of trainers above the bridge really reinforced how terrible the bridge trainers actually were. Like, a massive conglomerate of mediocre hikers and random young shorts-wearing kids topped the entire bridge gang. That's embarrassing. You ever notice how the reasons trainers give you for fighting are utterly idiotic? I'm glad this girl decided that this sliver of wisdom was worthy of battling some random passerby:


Then I went into Bill's house, and was greeted by this random talking Pokemon:


I don't believe you!

Bill attempted to shirk his responsibilities by purporting a fraud against me. I saw through it however and shoved him in a metal cabinet and messed with his computer until he relented and gave me a ticket out of the country.

You know how Team Rocket steals some safari explorer's machine? I like that, when you get it back, you just never mention it to the poor guy. How are you any better than Team Rocket? Answer: You aren't. You leave this poor guy alone, forced to restar his digging business from scratch.


How did Wickle get to the gym so quickly?


Anyways, I OHKO'd the entire gym with OPasaur and become the Sole Officer of the Peace in Cerulean City:


The worst part of success is the fact that everyone will try to ride your coattails.

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