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NFUN posted...

Jeff Zero

I used to be a huge fan of Jeff Zero. Here was a guy who knew certain immutable truths - Star Trek is good, Dragon Age is good, Bioware is good... and Jeff could back up these opinions with sass and charm. But the problem with Jeff Zero slowly became evident: he didn't exist. Not when people needed him most. Where was Jeff in the first part of the year? Where was Jeff when the Star Trek ranking petered out? I will grant you that everyone needs a break from the board every now and again, but it was clear that there was a flaw to this otherwise noble man. And like the tiniest imperfection in a windshield, it slowly caused my entire view of Jeff to become impeded. The crack was showing. And before you knew it, reality shattered quite loudly and visibly. Dragon Age: Inquisition needed to be defended. It needed a champion. Not only did it need a champion, but it deserved one. But when the horns sounded out, striking the plaintiff cry of a Ferelden in despair, there was no response. In quite desperation, we waited for the rally that never came. Jeff Zero would not defend the defenseless this day. And as one, we all turned our backs on Jeff Zero in that moment, for we knew that Jeff Zero no longer had the interests of his people at heart. Jeff Zero had abandoned us.
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