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He commits the very crime he rails against. And since he's a shitty moronic NPC trainer, he sucks at it and only ends up getting his pokmon buddies hurt. HE'S the one abusing pokmon!

And then there's Ghetsis..... he's cartoonishly evil. Kinda like Garon from Fire Emblem: Fates. (They both raise children to be their mentally deficient pawns and are obsessed with dragons with the power over one form of H20 or another~.) But even worse.

But that's not what makes him a FF tier villain. Oh no. It's his completely shitty, insane, and idiotic plan:

If he's the only trainer with pokmon in Unova, he will rule Unova!!11!!11!!11!

Yeah..... no. That's like "If I'm the only one with guns, I rule Camelot!" But even worse.

You know guns exist in Pokmon, right? That's why there's references to guns and bullets with attacks like Water Gun, Bullet Seed, Bullet Punch, etc.

Second..... a trainer from somewhere else can just stroll along and destroy his shitty team. Especially if there's Fairy type attacks involved. His stupid cartoon dragon with sock puppet heads is going to die.

Good god..... even Maxie's plan to make Earth one huge desert made more fucking sense than this.

-And thanks to B/W's shifted focus to more story in Pokmon, we've had to suffer through Lillie's Cutscene Hell. It's all B/W's fault Game Freak thought it would be a good idea for endless cutscenes of a little girl and her mommy issues to be the focus of Sun/Moon and not your personal journey as a pokmon trainer or even the Ultra Beasts + Necrozma which actually are pretty cool and interesting. (Except Stakataka, that's some Fifth Generation level design right there.)

-The new animated sprites were pixelated and awful. Especially for most of the older pokmon where they completely half-assed the animations because they weren't expected to be seen.

-I cannot emphasize enough in the words of the English language how completely and utterly stupid, uncreative, and awful in every way the FUCKING ICE CREAM POKMON are.

So yeah..... Pokmon Black/White may just very well be the worst game(s) of all time.

B2/W2 were also completely unnecessary and the only reason people care about them is because of all the older Gym Leaders/Elite Four. So what? They half-assed their sprites. Flannery and Candice have the same base. Also, they're NPCs with little to no real fleshed out characterization that are associated with some pokmon you steamroll along the way to your quest to..... get the E4 shit out of the way so you can get full access to all the pokmon you want to catch and raise for your competitive team.

Its a prevalent incurable disease called shit taste that causes them to love it, but you should not try to show compassion towards them because fuck 'em.

Fixed that for you.
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