90% of the Sadmiral's posts fall in one of the following patterns. Feel free to link to this post and show the sadmiral how his post was accurately predicted by this handy guide.
1) 'The liberals!'
Whine and ramble about liberals. Bring up political correctness, SJWs and other alt-right boogeymen.
2) Whataboutism
b-b-but Hillary! b-b-b-but Obama! Democrats do it too!
3) ROD
ROOOOOOOODDD!!! HE IS EVERYWHERE!!!! YOU'RE ROD! HE'S ROD! WE'RE ROD! RRROOODDDD!! *23_personalities.jpg*
4) Source Nitpicking
If you see a post or news story you can't handle, just attack the source. Ignore all of the verifiable references, links and videos. Any source that isn't Breitbart, Inforwars, The Stormer or sometimes Fox News is fake news to you.
5) 'The Weasel'
When somebody posts proof that you're full of s***, ignore the post. Wait until the post is archived or deleted (mark it, just in case it works) an then come back to posting the same stuff all over again. Claim the post that owned you never existed or that it never owned you. Repeat the process if the proof or post are posted again.
6) 'The Mana-wrong'
When you're proven undeniably wrong and everybody is laughing their ass at you, evade the topic like the plague. Mark it and pray it goes away. No matter how many people mention you or link you to it, evade it at all costs!
Bonus points: Wait until the topic is at 490+ posts and post a flurry of s*** posts saying how you hadn't seen the topic and/or how you never got owned.
7) Ad Self-nem
Mention how you're a successful stockbroker AND a successful NYC realtor AND a successful financial advisor AND a successful lawyer. You're rich and date 'B list celebs you would know'. Therefore, you know better about everything, so you're correct by default! You're Sadmiral and you're never wrong!
Jfc ROD settle down
@The_Admiral should see this post just to get a laugh