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TopicWhat do you think sex with Donald Trump is like?
PoopPotato
11/23/17 11:50:46 AM
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Just imagine his old, wrinkled, orange skin on top of you. You can smell his breath. It reeks of cheese and sausage. Whisps of His toupee hairs fall and tickle your face. A drip of sweat beads up on his forehead and falls to your lips. It's salty and somewhat sour. The entire time he says "so nice. Really nice. The most nice." His workout has caused his natural body odor to seep through his pores. It's a hint of old spice deodorant mixed with diced onions. He pulls out and nuts on the blankets just so you have to sleep on the wet spot.
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