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"How about one of your stories? I'm sure there are many adventures the Titans have been on that I've yet to hear about."

"Okay, then," she says. "Hmm... How about the time we were all stranded on an alien planet."

"Yes, that sounds like quite the adventure," you say.

"It started with us flying the T-Ship into space, obviously, to check on a communications station just outside our solar system. When we arrived, we found this big bulky alien wreaking havoc, and it had a really strong shrieking shout that could also push you back with its force.

"We fought the alien, and it was a tough fight, but a combination from Robin and Starfire knocks it into a trap. Then Cyborg teases Robin about Starfire being his girlfriend, and Robin gets all flustered and says she's not his girlfriend, which was stupid because things were so obvious between the two of them for so long."

"Of course," you say. "Plus, why would he be upset about having someone so pretty as his girlfriend?"

Raven looks at you sternly.

"Are you saying Starfire's pretty?" she says.

"Your reaction implies you don't think she is," you say.

"Well, no, of course she's pretty."

"Then I'm simply saying she's pretty. I'm just stating the fact she's pretty and Robin shouldn't have been upset."

"Are you saying she's prettier than me?"

"No, not at all," you say defensively. "Don't be so upset."

You give her a reassuring rub of the shoulders.

"Continuing with the story," Raven says. "The alien wasn't defeated so easily, it ends up critically damaging the space station and we have to escape. More misunderstandings, mostly because of intercom trouble, and we end up splitting the T-Ship into its five components only to be scattered on the planet.

"Now, I eventually got the stories about what happened with the others and what happened to the alien. Starfire and Robin worked out their relationship issue and again tricked the alien into a trap, and it fell down a bottomless pit while they flew away. Cyborg and Beast Boy struggled to not only fix their parts of the T-Ship but to fix Cyborg himself, as some of his parts got scattered, too.

"As for me, I was in some giant forest with big purple trees and bright pink leaves. I encountered, or perhaps I was found, by these tiny little aliens. Like, Smurf tiny. Except they were like little white, slightly insectoid Smurfs. The only thing original they said was 'Shalla', which they said at the end of every sentence, and every sentence was just them parroting what I said.

"Nothing interesting really happened for me, though. I navigated my way through the trees, but the little Shalla aliens wouldn't leave me alone, no matter what. I ended up just kinda giving in because they were actually just trying to be really nice. They fed me food that was remarkably like what's on Earth, and even gave me massages. It was relaxing."

"The aliens massaged you?"

"They didn't use their hands, those were too small. They did more like, jumping up and down."

"Oh. ... So, that was the whole story?"

"Well, no, there was stuff after. The other four regrouped first, and of course came looking for me. I guess I let myself get a little too carried away with the pampering. The Shallas had made me a nice bed, would fan me, stuff like that, so when the Titans came to pick me up, I was a bit reluctant to go, and the Shallas were kinda sad. But I still had to say good-bye, which they parroted and added 'Shalla~!' to the end. Haven't been back since, I wonder if they have the memory span to remember me..."
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