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| Topic | I can't tell... if this is... satire (Islam and Christianity related) |
| Foppe 11/21/17 3:07:24 PM #42: | MysticMismagius posted... Foppe posted...DD Divine posted...And not to mention that by dying for your sins, I saved you... from myselfhttp://www.chick.com/m/reading/tracts/readtract.asp?stk=0041I was reborn as a man and died for your sins, then three days later I was revived and went up to heaven sitting next to my father. Wouldnt it be easier to just forgive them and spread the word with somebody like a new Moses? Or John the Baptist? Yeah, you are all sinners, even if you do good for others your whole life. So Im going to forgive some of you by getting reborn by a virgin, because having sex with the Holy Spirit, which is me btw, doesnt remove your virginity, then getting killed by sinners, and in the last moment I will scream a prayer to myself to forgive everybody, then revive after three days so I can get to heaven and sit next to myself. And when you pray to me, you should do it in my son Jesus name, which is me but you must say my other name because otherwise I will throw you to hell because of lulz. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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