LogFAQs > #890197871

They come to Earth, meet with world leaders and say: "We don't want war but are not coming for peace, we're coming for competition. We learned long ago that sport or contests is just a mental substitute for war with no casualities.

Now we travel the cosmos and challenge each planet's greatest athletes to their greatest contests and beat them all. We want to face Earth's champions, climb against the best climbers, race against Earth's faster, battle Earth's strongest fighters. We want competition in all things.

However we emphasize that we want our best to take on Planet Earth's best, not wimpy pathetic losers like [Your Full Name] who have no life and mean nothing. We want to challenge Earthlings who actually matter."



How would you react?
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^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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