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TopicScenario: A woman just punched you.
Panthera
11/11/17 2:02:12 PM
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DragonPick posted...
Electrokinesis posted...
Punch her back. Then keep punching her until she cant continue standing by her own power. Then lift her up and toss her at people coming to attack you, knocking them all down, and jump up onto the bar and let out a victory cry.

Its a hypothetical. Go fucking nuts.


I sit in the back of the bar, my knees knocking and sweat puddling at my feet as I watched Electrokinesis decimate a room filled with the most powerful white knights in existence. "I-I-m-possible!" Electro turns his head and stares at me with fury in his eyes, I could tell he was sizing me up, trying to decipher if I were one of the white knights who would dare to stand in his path.

"W-wait! wait up, man!" I shout with my hands up, "I'm not a threat, please spare me!" Seeing as Electro is not a cop, he let the frightened black man be and began towards the exit.

"Not bad," said a voice from seemingly nowhere. It echoed throughout the bar as the two of us tried to find the source. "You defeated the strongest of my White Knights... but can you handle... A White Queen!?" The woman stood up, head first, as if lifted by a puppeteer's strings and with blinding speed was face to face with our hero.

With the same surprising speed she punched him for the second time that night, sending him flying out of the bard, however Electro was skilled. He recovered in mid air, flipping several times before landing on his feet. The White Queen slowly stepped out of the bar, simultaneously infecting citizens simply walking the streets at night with the White Knight Virus. "He struck me!" She shouted to her soldiers! "He struck me after I punched him first!"

"How unfair!" The Knights screamed "This is disgusting, you should be murdered, string him up by his tendons!!" The knights began to hoot and holler, ripping off their clothes and squatting while screaming. With the focus of 1000 monks, Electrokinesis assumed a fighting stance as the dozens of White Knights charged him.


In theaters January 23
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We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny
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