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TopicApplying for jobs online doesn't work
Kislevic
10/21/17 6:21:11 AM
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He's a typical shitty min wage job as seen in the early 2000s

>See a sign on the door of a store "HELP WANTED: Overnight stocker. Please call to set up interview"
>Call number
>Get in person interview appointment for the following monday

Here's the same shitty min wage job as seen in the 2010s:

>Walk into store, see a notice that says "For job openings, please visit our corporate website"
>Go home to get on computer and visit cooperate website
>Hunt for hidden "careers" link on very bottom of webpage
>Create new account by filling out more personal info than most car loans require
>Click "find openings"
>Filter by zipcode
>Find Job Opening for "Overnight Stocker"
>Click to read description
>Click "Apply Now" button
>Block off 3 hours to take 180 question psychological test originally developed by Stamford University grad students as a way to determine if serial killers can be rehabilitated back into society
>Click "submit"
>Accept permission for company to run a credit check and have your social security number
>Upload a resume that contains information that was required when you created the account in the first place
>Click "finished"
>10 weeks later get an e-mail that says "Thank for your interest in Job Opening #24601. We had many great candidates and even though yours was great we decided to move on. THIS IS AN AUTOMATED E-MAIL. DO NOT REPLY"
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