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Topic | Applying for jobs online doesn't work |
Kislevic 10/21/17 6:21:11 AM #1: | He's a typical shitty min wage job as seen in the early 2000s >See a sign on the door of a store "HELP WANTED: Overnight stocker. Please call to set up interview" >Call number >Get in person interview appointment for the following monday Here's the same shitty min wage job as seen in the 2010s: >Walk into store, see a notice that says "For job openings, please visit our corporate website" >Go home to get on computer and visit cooperate website >Hunt for hidden "careers" link on very bottom of webpage >Create new account by filling out more personal info than most car loans require >Click "find openings" >Filter by zipcode >Find Job Opening for "Overnight Stocker" >Click to read description >Click "Apply Now" button >Block off 3 hours to take 180 question psychological test originally developed by Stamford University grad students as a way to determine if serial killers can be rehabilitated back into society >Click "submit" >Accept permission for company to run a credit check and have your social security number >Upload a resume that contains information that was required when you created the account in the first place >Click "finished" >10 weeks later get an e-mail that says "Thank for your interest in Job Opening #24601. We had many great candidates and even though yours was great we decided to move on. THIS IS AN AUTOMATED E-MAIL. DO NOT REPLY" --- "They'll outlive your cowardice trolling and main account" ~ Universquall ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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