LogFAQs > #888499627

Ugh, the woman who tried to push me into having a baby with her started texting me again. I'm not attracted to her, or really like her personality much, but she's ok as a sort of friend to talk to occasionally. Last I heard from her she was hooking up with her ex, now she says she's not that's going anywhere because now he's going through a divorce(makes me wonder if she's the cause of it).

Still, this is the only woman irl to ever pay any attention to me. I'm half tempted to try and swing this to lose my virginity, but I'm afraid that'd be a mistake considering some of her past behavior, and I might regret losing it to her in the long run. I'm not sure it'd be worth it, but it really feels like she might just be the only chance I'll ever have.
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