LogFAQs > #888120477

Dearest Mr. Un,

Thanks for being so glorious and everything. You know what's not super glorious? Nuclear weapons. I associate that with humans, going to the bathroom, and not being an immortal embodiment of the sun. That's the one thing about you that keeps me, and if I'm being honest, most Americans, from getting down on our knees and thanking you for the light you bring into the world. I hope that you will consider these words from a lower being such as myself and not place me in one of your camps, although I hear they are very nice like everything in your fine country, which is tainted only by those nasty nuclear blower-uppers.

Thank you
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The wannabe artist formerly known as Snoopydance