The only thing that the Soaring Eagle hates more than a thieving criminal is a lying thieving criminal!
Fear not, UCA, because the Soaring Eagle is on the case to snuff out all those that do not belong, and that starts squarely with the 9 people on the other side of the law who I've been pitted against!
Now there will be a time and place for the Soaring Eagle to expose the not-so-secret secrets of each of the two-bit fools that I've already begun the takedown of, but let's start with one of the latest entrants, Eddv.
Your time is up, Eddv! You claim to have acquired the services of a body double over the past few months, but the Soaring Eagle has conducted his own investigations and has found no evidence of this!
Now, you've called out david, my alter-ego, but it is the Soaring Eagle who calls you out!
It is my duty to bring justice to the UCA, and on RUIN, I will do just that, as you will be the first of many villains who I put down...for justice!
Im sorry i dont speak eagle.
But dont worry ill break your beak and sit on your chest. ---
