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| Lokarin 09/28/17 10:11:48 PM #6: | Three men are regaling stories about just how drunk they got last night. The first man says "oh man, i was sooo drunk I blew chunks". The second man says "ehhhhh, i was sooo drunk I drove home and wrapped my car around a tree" The third guy remains quiet for a minute, and finally says "I, umm, I hit my wife so she took the kids and flew to Florida. I was so angry I grabbed my navy flare gun from the closet and drove into the walmart and started the place on fire and drank even more and then I ran over some kids evading police... i'll be going to jail pending trial." The three men remain silent... and then after a long awkward silence the first man speaks up. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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